So life PP has been pretty good to me. My hormones were a total disaster and I was an emotional wreck for about 5 days. Now I'm normal and far from any signs of PPD. I was worried for a quick sec. Now I am more motivated than ever to become a hot mom and wife and this decreased appetite helps. So does being a cow and milking my offspring. I don't know how much I've lost (don't own a scale) but my mom said she thinks a good 15 or 20 pounds just by looking at me. I gained 30something pounds - 13 kilos. And my rock hard porno mom boobs didn't last : ( I never stood a chance. Oh and I wasn't lucky enough for them to even out. Leftie still takes the crown as the bigger one.
37.4 weeks pregnant - on the way to the hospital
2 weeks PP
Another shot - the thighs and kangaroo pouch still need some work.
My c-sec scar
RIP belly button and ring. You are stretched out and loose now, but at least our friend the vagina isn't.
ANNNNNND last but certainly not least, meet Jesus and his deciples. (Jesus is the big one right to the left of the linea negra, which is way more negra now) Ahh, stretchmarks. I guess I am lucky that there aren't too many and they are white. They should blend in well when I get tan.
Are you grossed out yet? Be glad I didn't deliver vaginally.
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